Snappy September - Day Twenty Two - Feckths
Wedneday Word Verification definitions are still the order of the day throughout Snappy September.
I think I was trying to write something helpful (hah!) the other day on River's blog and had to key in 'feckths'.
Admittedly it is tempting to define 'feckths' as a curse uttered by an Irishman after he has misplaced his dentures during mass but I think it means something else entirely.
Feckths - the visible humiliation and displeasure suffered by family pets when forced to wear silly hats at human events.
These animals have a sixth sense that we lack and are rendered even more miserable when we not only take their photo, but also laugh, a lot, whilst doing so.
After recovering from feckths, pets often get their revenge many hours later by leaving a 'present' in the hallway, ready for a 3am toilet tripper to step into.
Or in the case of Milly, leave one in Sapphire's room, just beside the bookcase, so that when she leaned back to read...... you get the idea.