Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Wednesday Word Verification Number Eight

Redcarch - a frequent struggle experienced by late twenty-somethings and paired-up adults in their early thirties between going out and socialising and keeping up with the latest art exhibitions, cultural events, cafes, gay/childless friends and foreign films; or giving up entirely and staying at home in unwashed tracksuit pants in front of the Friday night footy eating pizza.

















Oboomi
- the pointless-but-piercing holler that a drunk person makes when stumbling along your street - directly in front of your house and your own bedroom window - at 3am on Friday night/Saturday morning, usually followed by the 'Ba-doonk donk donk' of bumped (and sometimes humped) wheelie bins and the smash of dropped beer bottles. The oboomi is never intended on communicating anything more intelligent than the presence of the hollerer which is an oxymoron in itself.

Pryownyl -
an addiction to viewing the healing process of a flesh wound found on your own body, especially when covered by an easy-to-peel bandaid or strip of elastoplast. People who are afflicted with prynownyl rarely show an interest - or the strength - to view similar injuries on other people; it is just their own that they are fascinated with.

"Oh Matt's really got pryownyl tendencies. On our first date he kept flicking the lid of the crusty scab on his elbow open and shut throughout the movie and then wondered why I didn't want to hold his hand!"

Comekibo - the time wasted when performing everyday, non-sport-related tasks by people suffering a lack of basic coordination. Hanging out the washing is a perfect example. When handling underwear, the Comekibo victim grabs six pairs in their left hand and six pegs in their right hand and starts work. Comekibo results in the victim dropping a peg - bending down to retrieve it - straightening up and having a bra fall out of their hands. When they bend down again to pick up the bra, three pegs fall to the ground just as they had straightened up again. The sufferer decides to leave them there, reach up to hang up the bra and a pair of knickers gets dropped. The person sighs and bends down to pick them and the pegs up and forgets that they are also clutching four socks that slip out of their grip during the upwards movement and land on the muddy ground.

The Comekibo process continues over and over until all clothes are securely pegged to the line but are covered in a fine layer of dust and dead grass and the person has a lower back-ache.
















Approsaw - the approval received from one's friends when showing them a new piece of equipment that is most commonly available from a hardware store. Examples include self-assembled outdoor pizza ovens, grey water flush systems, BBQ rotisserie hoods and really really huge hammers.

"Barry enjoyed the approsaw of his mates when he whipped out his hedge trimmer while the snags were cooking."

Glyyi
- feelings of guilt and shame experienced when furtively enjoying a popular television show, song or book that is widely ridiculed and derided in public. Glyyi sufferers live in fear of someone popping in unannounced during their Saturday night Hannah Montana-a-thon (and not having time to slip the Citizen Kane DVD in) or of accidentally singing the lyrics to Poker Face out loud on public transport.

"Lucinda raised her eyebrows in contempt at the bogan opposite her, struggling to read the back page of the Herald Sun even as she prayed that her dog-eared copy of Full Moon was hidden beneath Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything."

9 comments:

Elisabeth said...

As a typical Comekibo sufferer, I have the added disadvantage of a dog who has a penchant for women's knickers, preferably unwashed, but washed will do.

When I drop said knickers onto the ground during the hanging process I have snatch them back pronto or the dog will have them in his jaw and refuse to give them back, until they are destroyed.

Great dictionary offerings here, as ever Kath.

I love the first photo. Did you get your husband or friends to pose for you or did you come across this scene by chance?

建宗穎彰 said...

認識自己,是發現妳的真性格、掌握妳的命運、創照你前程的根源。.......................................................

River said...

Comekibo can be overcome by slipping bra straps and knickers over your wrist, thus eliminating the chance of losing your grip on them. Stuff easily accessible pockets with pegs by the dozen and hang away!
Or do as my K does and toss everything in the dryer. All year round. She hates pegging.

Anji said...

I'm another Comekibo expert and I confess that I just ignore the socks (mine never fall to the ground) and leave them where they lie until it's time to bring them in again.

The Plastic Mancunian said...

Cripes Kath,

I think they all apply (or have applied) to me in the past - including Comekibo.

How shameful!

Word Verification for this comment is "suffl" which is the embarrassment of admitting something in a comment and then trying to change your mind after you have published it. I suffer from suffl a lot.

Baino said...

I'm definitely a Comekibo sufferer, especially in terms of socks.

Kath Lockett said...

Elisabeth I'm glad that Milly was never a knicker-snatcher, but there are some days when I'm bending down so often to pick up dropped pegs that I feel like one of those pecking birds that stressed executives keep on their desks.

River, you're as practical as always! I tend to chuck the smalls into the dryer during winter, but I'll try your 'bra as a bangle' technique when the sun comes out again.

Anji, that'd be alright if the ground was dry.... unless all of your socks are dark brown in colour?

Oh PlasMan, I think we've all yelled out an 'Oboomi' or two in our younger days.... and I suffer from 'suffl' a lot too! :)

Baino, River's suggestion of looping them over our arms (bras and jocks) won't work for socks. So, River, what do us Comekibo sufferers do for socks, hmmm?

Vanessa said...

Forget about picking up dropped smalls, my 16 month old has an obsession with pegs so to keep him amused at my feet, I 'store' the pegs on the pavers and have to bend down constantly to retrieve them. I am trying to train him to "pass a peg to Mummy" but as far as he is concerned it is each man for himself. He also LOVES his sisters knickers and is always trying to steal them from the basket. Our front garden is often embellished with an abandoned pair.

River said...

Socks? Toss 'em and buy new ones...
Ha Ha. Pocket full of pegs, socks in waist level basket right next to you. Left hand sock, right hand peg, peg it up. Repeat until done.
Or just keep dropping and bending as Vanessa does with her pegs, it's so very good for the waistline....