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Well, if you ever doubted it before, I believe that Collingwood's Brodie Holland has proved the notion that footballers' IQs are no bigger than their boot size and I am certain that the fabric of his suit used to be our caravan curtains circa 1976. Sarita Stella's dress ain't so stellar either....
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Hawthorn's Trent Croad must have found Tanya Stewart on the streets of St Kilda..... what about the poor, rare pink leopard who died for this friggin' frock travesty?
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His teammate, Richie Vandenberg and partner Jasmine Avitabile immediately bring the last four letters of her name to mind: BILE.
A Paris Hilton castoff that would be better off as coffin lining.
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Catherine, on the groping arm of Richmond's Shane Tuck has gone for the subtle approach - get the designer to sequin in some stars when your nipples are supposed to be. Her grandma must feel so very proud....
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Where did Nick DalSanta find this Melanie Smegma (or Smerden, if I'm to be accurate?) The phonebook? The wanted ads? It's a freezing night in Melbourne, but a girl gets sooooo damned hot around the belly button area...
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Port Power's Kane Cornes' fiancee Lucy scores a point instead of a goal in at least trying to not look like a B-list starlet at an MTV spin-off. However raiding your nanna's ragbag for bits to add to your primary school ballet top isn't the way to go either.
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