Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Fail. Words. Me.

Some Western Australian bible basher I'll simply call Danny Numbnuts is now attributing the Victorian bushfires as just retribution for our permissive, sinful society - especially those of us who endorse or have had an abortion.


'Ol Numbnuts - clearly gifted from above with the talents of tact, empathy and people skills - reputedly said, "In my dream I saw fire everywhere with flames burning very high and uncontrollably. With this I woke up from my dream with the interpretation as the following words came to me in a flash from the Spirit of God: that His conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of innocent children in the womb."

Bless him. It would be laughable if it wasn't so tragic.
But do you know the ironic name of the brain dead sect he fronts? The Catch the Fire Ministries. I kid you not.

9 comments:

The Man at the Pub said...

Sounds like that mob of whackos in the US that protest at the funerals of US soldiers killed at war, saying the deaths are God's wrath for society's permissiveness toward homosexuality. Ghouls, the lot of em!

Baino said...

These people are going to be very disappointed when they find out that God's a figment of their imagination and the great Gaia Hypothesis determines they should become little more than compost.

Why do they bother? Almost as bad as the arsonist who rang TripleM this morning to apologise on behalf of arsonists everywhere and to assure the population that he was now rehabilitated - tasteless piece indeed.

Kath Lockett said...

*Sigh*, normal programming will resume tomorrow.....I know that the people who suffered through the bushfires aren't able to say that, but as long as we all shop at Coles this Friday and donate, hopefully they'll at least have somewhere to sleep, eat and work until the bigger issues are dealt wtih.

River said...

Unbelievable. And yes, laughable. Where do these people get these ideas? What do they base their facts on? Loved the picture.

Deep Kick Girl said...

That man is obviously taking up valuable oxygen some more deserving human could be breathing. I vote we lynch the bastard. Just for fun, you know.

Kath Lockett said...

River - sadly, the banjo playing hunk accompanying the article isn't Danny Numbnuts himself - I couldn't find a photo that would truly illustrate the depths of stupidity he possesses.

DeepKickGirl - I reckon just a few nights in a men's high security prison would give him all the punishment he needs.....

Catherine said...

Great photo - sums up the story beautifully Kath!

lc said...

Can I take off the fake head now?

What was the number for that surgeon?...

squib said...

I didn't realise he was from WA. Great, what a first class dipstick