Sunday, June 18, 2006

Silly names

No, I'm not talking about Dweezil, Moon Unit, Apple, Pilot Inspektor or Moses, but the names we can choose for ourselves. I got this little game from Daffy at and thought I'd give it a try as well.

Porn Star Name - (name of first pet and the place where you were born)
Soxy Bridge
Sox the tabby and Murray Bridge.

Movie Star Name – (grandma or granddad’s first name and favourite city/country)
Wally London
Wally after my Grandpa, and the inimitable London - two exciting years spent there as an Aussie backpacker/worker/drinker/traveller/drinker/historian/socialiser/drinker

Fashion Designer Name – (favourite jewel and favourite restaurant)
Sapphire Dhaba Spice Kitchen !!!?

Doesn't have quite the same cachet as Oscar De La Renta, does it? - unless that means "Oscar can't pay his rent"...?

Socialite Name – (silliest childhood nickname and place where you first partied)
Ready LeRox
- seventeen, just started uni and went there with my boyfriend Sean and his infinitely more sophisticated 19 y.o. sister, Michelle. My flat pink diana ferrari courts worn with a matching neckerchief and with white baggy jeans actually cut the mustard. Maybe it was the spiral perm and white swatch watch that clinched it.

or was it - Ready High School Year 12 Senior Ball (to be more specific/truthful) - my kiss with Sean, the guy I'd been worshipping from afar all year during Australian History. He brought along his mum's bottle of bacardi from their drinks cabinet and my night was rockin!

Flygirl/guy Name – (first initial and first 3 letters of your last name) - K-Loc. Er, as a sheltered South Australian girl who's interest in music and culture ended when Vanilla Ice shagged Madonna, what exactly *is* a fly girl? Surely not someone with their jeans left permanently undone, or smelly enough to attract a bunch of blowies?

Detective Name – (favourite animal and name of high school) - Dog Murray. Hmm, that's not too bad. If I was a bloke that is.

Soap Opera Name – (favourite choccy and favourite comedian) - Lindt Ball Gervais. No prizes for guessing I'd be playing the long lost fat retarded half-sister who's out to wreak vengeance on her more beautiful, clever and talented sister, Linda Belle Guevara.

Opposite Sex Name – (first boy/girl friend and cell phone company) - Patrick Telstra. Golly gee whiz, it sounds as though he works for the tax office, speaks entirely in Klingon after log-off and recycles belly button lint.

Star Wars Name – (first 3 letters of last name + first 3 letters of mothers middle name together with first 3 letters of pets name and first 3 letters of town where you live) - LocFlo Milade. That's it. I'm going to change my driver's licence!

1 comment:

george86 said...

i mock you for partying at Le Rox wich is now a Lesbian bar once a week. Heehee