tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post6599960783671491449..comments2023-12-12T11:39:43.504+01:00Comments on Blurb from the Burbs: MedicatedMoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08609190990579743429noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-28119002776395890822009-07-30T13:28:13.402+02:002009-07-30T13:28:13.402+02:00And Kill-O-met-er
Its NOT.
Its KILLO-MEET-ER
KI...And Kill-O-met-er<br /><br />Its NOT.<br /><br />Its KILLO-MEET-ER<br /><br />KILLO (kilo) is a prefix meaning 1000. An Meeter (metre) as in the unit of distance.<br /><br />A Kill-o-met-er is something to do with murdering people you meet. Perhaps those who don't know how to say the word meaning fairly large distances.<br /><br />Grr.ashleighhttp://ashleigh.id.aunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-23587790924431466622009-07-27T10:37:41.350+02:002009-07-27T10:37:41.350+02:00I can try! Our current weather guy is american - o...I can try! Our current weather guy is american - or tries to be american, I'm not sure! Either way he can't pronounce any of the town names, so I'd have to give you guys a real demo!Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098708210972869491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-83483529733358872072009-07-24T07:28:07.706+02:002009-07-24T07:28:07.706+02:00YOu are not in any way shape or form 'plump...YOu are not in any way shape or form 'plump' so stop that for a start! They are probably putt off by the pencils dangling from your nostrils! Yeh I heard someone say there were 'realms and realms of them' . .they meant reams of course! And sorry, I rather lilked that man at the pub until he mentioned saggy lycra.Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-90671489461538037782009-07-24T01:51:08.256+02:002009-07-24T01:51:08.256+02:00Franzy, I like the fool in a china shop one too bu...Franzy, I like the fool in a china shop one too but wish that the guy who said it had intentionally meant it that way.<br /><br />Benjamin - watching women's tennis with male commentators is excruciating; esp if Sandy Roberts is one of 'em.<br /><br />Eleanor - FULLY LOADED MAN! One of Sapphire's favourite ads!!<br /><br />Oh you poor thing, River! My old flatmate used to come home from working in the manchester dept of John Martins (remember them?) from early November, saying, "They're playing Christmas carols. The ONE f**king tape, over and over...." It took several irish coffees to soothe her and of course I had to have several as well, just to join in, of course.....<br /><br />Can you record a South African weather forecast for us, Helen?<br /><br />CatJB - rant at them all, they all deserve it. Especially when they put 'low 500s' in the ad and you later find out that the reserve was 650. Bastards.Kath Locketthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09677312773827236567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-41518614037891826672009-07-23T12:07:47.275+02:002009-07-23T12:07:47.275+02:00Oh yeah....
"Price range from....... " ...Oh yeah....<br /><br />"Price range from....... " in real estate is really bugging me at the moment. So much so I had an involuntary rant at an agent over the ph today, poor unsuspecting guy. Think I'll spread the love a bit and rant at them all, much more equitable.Cat J Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09392607219027350143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-54292942553932898932009-07-23T11:20:04.795+02:002009-07-23T11:20:04.795+02:00In that case I hope you never sit thorugh a South ...In that case I hope you never sit thorugh a South african weather forecast. Or a news bulletin ("The elections were dodged with contra-versy")Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098708210972869491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-91402130862807415412009-07-23T08:35:48.461+02:002009-07-23T08:35:48.461+02:00My particular grumble is the oh-so-sweet voice ove...My particular grumble is the oh-so-sweet voice over advertising in Coles stores now. It started a while ago with an occasional reminder that you can now recharge your mobile phone at any register. Now it encompasses all manner of things including "hello, it's me, your shopping trolley. I love to wheel around your groceries, nut if I'm abandoned, I'm no use to anyone. If you find me please call...." this goes on now most of the day. Sickening.<br />You'll just have to smother Sapphire in kisses before you both leave the house.....Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-47885103227046264402009-07-23T08:31:50.835+02:002009-07-23T08:31:50.835+02:00Could you hear me shouting 'yes!!!' and th...Could you hear me shouting 'yes!!!' and throwing fist-pumps into the slightly chilly Perth air?<br />So agree!!<br /><br />And 'one foul swoop'.<br /><br />And, what about the overly testosterone voice-over for, ugh, grunt, 'balls of meat'* "SAT-UR-DAY FOOT-BALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"?<br /><br />*you know the ad reference, surely?<br /><br /><br />NOTE: am now having to rid my mind of the image of pub daddy in his slightly sagging lycra dancing trousers listening to phone-sex... possibly alongside a hyperventilating franzy.<br />*ugh*eleanor bloomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11642298362764360355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-39511188336938708832009-07-23T08:26:07.566+02:002009-07-23T08:26:07.566+02:00Beautiful, just beautiful.
I hate sports commenta...Beautiful, just beautiful.<br /><br />I hate sports commentators too, especially sexist tennis ones.<br /><br />Oh and I could rant. About where I'm sitting right now...but I won't.Benjamin Solahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10657105522335752577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-78644487442658740862009-07-23T06:27:20.492+02:002009-07-23T06:27:20.492+02:00I have frequent voyeuristic fantasties about liste...I have frequent voyeuristic fantasties about listening on the Ch10 voice-over couple gettin completely freaky with one another. $4.95 a minute to listen to those two making monkeys would be an absolute bargain.<br /><br />They also do things off their own backs.<br />It's <b>BAT</b>, you arseholes!<br /><br />Although I would like to defend the fool in a China shop idiom. What a quaint image! <br /><br />'Duh how much is his vas ... '*SMASH* 'Ooops! Her-yuk!'franzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02400212989359954521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-70755341972530970802009-07-23T04:37:31.536+02:002009-07-23T04:37:31.536+02:00Ah yes, Jack42, I forgot those, and Aust-Tray-Yah ...Ah yes, Jack42, I forgot those, and Aust-Tray-Yah for the Eddie McGuires out there.<br /><br />Pub Daddy - LYCRA dancing trousers? On a Wednesday evening? What *on earth* were you doing? ... or is it best that we don't know?Kath Locketthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09677312773827236567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-17676206388057154612009-07-23T03:29:52.117+02:002009-07-23T03:29:52.117+02:00Yes. The Channel 10 voice over lady does sound lik...Yes. The Channel 10 voice over lady does sound like a phone-sex operator. Shocking isn't it. <br /><br />And why is it that they can put a man on the moon, but I still get these terrible hangovers? <br /><br />And why do these lycra dancing trousers go saggy after just one night's fun? Bring back the old canvas ones I say!Cinema Minimahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00393403989921214855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14994418.post-15258020014646994192009-07-23T00:31:51.584+02:002009-07-23T00:31:51.584+02:00One to add to your "commentator" list:
...One to add to your "commentator" list:<br /><br />The person will be VUNNERABLE to attack.<br /><br />The reactor is NOOKULAR.Jack42https://www.blogger.com/profile/06321123950178642555noreply@blogger.com